[轉] ((口語)) ﹎ˍ因為你的出現''＿↗點綴了我的生活..(頁 1) - 雲來書屋 - 八度網上論壇

2007-9-4 05:30 PM 虫虫']

[轉] ((口語)) ﹎ˍ因為你的出現''＿↗點綴了我的生活..

人物介紹:
女主角:程海琳qs'Vq-|f
佢有一對水汪汪ge大眼睛..櫻桃小嘴;;，白哲ge皮膚’’仲有佢甜美ge聲音,,可以迷死成千上萬ge男仔;;但佢卻愛上了………..sKg-R AK
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男主角:段海南&Yy;B5yDz+u0M2Ur'n?
佢係萬千少女ge偶像，因為佢有不平凡ge樣貌’’只能有一個字黎形容佢，就係「帥」。但係佢一直都唔相信愛情，只當愛情係遊戲，直至他遇上了………..eM5a4b(y5G

女配角:吳慧珊ad6W/Zlk
她愛上了段海南，一直想得到他的心，可是南只當佢係玩具。
她表面上同琳係好友，但內心卻恨佢，因為佢妒嫉海琳ge樣貌

男配角:高俊
他都係眾人偶像，但佢無南咁型，係南最好ge朋友。.~dx2k\YqCw_
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[[i] 本帖最後由虫虫'] 於 2007-9-4 05:39 PM 編輯 [/i]]

2007-9-4 05:31 PM 虫虫']

第一章…琳返黎啦!!!!0w;] NZMDs

在機場裏面，有一個有天使面貌魔鬼身材的女仔’’步出左候機室;;向返屋企ge路走去。
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佢就係係英國返黎ge「程海琳」，自從佢1歲去左英國生活後，16年後ge今日，佢自己返到佢出世ge地方
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琳:(温柔))喂！！#Uw*^IRi
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x:琳!你到了嗎？〔〔作者的話：係琳阿媽打俾佢丫‘’〕〕!}!h h.u.o5r

琳：我到左啦～！！我衣家搭緊的士去ｕｎｃｌｅ屋企！
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琳媽：嗯‘’你自己小心ｄ丫‘’！！唔好俾麻煩ｕｎｃｌｅ丫！！

琳：係啦‘’到啦‘’唔同你講啦‘’８８ ~(R~-}7XC$~'rAw
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尼到，就係琳ｕｎｃｌｅ　　　ｇｅ屋企2j'{c,m|
尼到係一座半山１座半山豪宅，高３層‘’仲有個大游池
琳見到‘’好驚訝‘咁話：「哇；’‘比我英國ｇｅ屋企仲大丫！！」t2T/^,QwI

叮咚．．．．．．海琳‘按左門鐘’‘
工人：你好‘’請問揾邊位丫？？a+@#\5H8I,\ ?;]
琳：你好‘’請問ｕｎｃｌｅ係到嗎？？/`@NBl7u-S W G|f

工人：請你入黎丫‘’！！老爺已經係客廳到等緊你啦‘’‘qK;Cz$o7Q1_
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琳：唔該‘’$Z5_8].q-h/rSp

．．．．．．．大廳．．．．．．

琳：ｈｉｈｉ‘’‘ｕｎｃｌｅ’‘仲記唔記得我尼’‘？？/{1\@[Z d9y

ｕｎｃｌｅ：梗係記得啦‘’眨下眼就咁大個啦‘’
黎啦‘’尼間係你間房丫‘’

琳：唔該ｕｎｃｌｅ；；
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尼間係一間以紛紅色為主的房間；；好似童裝裏面ｇｅ小公主住ｇｅ

2007-9-4 05:31 PM 虫虫']

第二章返學啦(上);C_Nz3_-{*wt&Qb
第二朝^R.[(?A.o
琳:uncle早晨-N0v`yM

uncle:琳過黎食早餐丫’’食完之後’我叫司機送你返學丫
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琳:唔洗’啦;;我自己返學得啦’我走先啦’’88kKg6Sw2e
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琳心諗:啊!!究竟搭邊部車丫’’我中文水平唔係咁好嫁炸!!d%oI5ck&b

睇唔明d中文丫;’’’唉’’就上尼部啦’
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琳:唉’’好彩無遲到’’上去揾miss先’’,VD)lDO'x5B$o7~
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miss:各位同學’’今日有位插班生黎丫’’大家要同佢好好相處丫’新同學’’介紹下自己!!
琳:halo’’我叫程海琳丫’’我岩岩係英國返黎’’中文水平唔係咁好’’希望大家多多指教!!!
琳講完’’露出左一個迷人ge笑容’’佢個笑容迷死曬全班男仔丫’’
miss:好啦’’你坐係慧珊後面丫’’
琳:你好’’可唔可以同我做個朋友丫??慧珊’’R?:nj\w5h
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尼個時候有個型男係門口到大搖大擺咁行入黎’’
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[[i] 本帖最後由虫虫'] 於 2007-9-4 05:33 PM 編輯 [/i]]

2007-9-4 05:32 PM 虫虫']

第3章’’ 決戰開始’’;~3w oh S,j&f~
miss:段凱南’’你做咩咁遲先返丫’’??*W;gS~A$Oa
南:關你咩事丫’’??教你ge書啦’’’ l:y|FML
miss:…………
琳:喂’’你做咩坐係尼到丫??PVJNF9z^V
南:我個位係尼到’唔坐尼到坐邊樹丫??真可愛’’!!'[W l}+B0x"U2ij/}
琳:對唔住丫!!
鈴鈴…….lunch time;;wak3v0Znf(_/A!l
琳攞左佢自己整嗰個芝士蛋糕出黎x,ZsUKoo c4W!b|9L
琳心諗:啊;;唔記得洗手tim;;iW%^ ji})vqnZ!A2TV
琳去左次所’’當佢返黎個時’佢見到佢個蛋糕俾南食左’’
南:估唔到你d手世都唔錯喎’’S$zY D"j2n0A*GB
琳:呀’’你點可以咁嫁’食左人地個午餐’’v XJ}9ln?
南:唔好嬲啦’’至多咁 lo’’我請你食我ge午餐lo’’
琳’’我先唔同你間接性接吻丫;;;算數’’我唔食啦

2007-9-4 05:33 PM 虫虫']

第四章; 係你??(上)8j d"w1S0zA
;放學啦,琳真係好餓so佢直刻跑返homea5PK }K}rcN
琳返到屋企;就攞曬d零出黎食..
((作者的話:你咁食法;唔變肥婆先奇丫))
((我程海琳;;點食都唔怕肥’’你少同我擔心))
突然,有位人兄走左入黎’WzKx]pJQF"xx
x:喂,程海琳;;你做咩走入黎`我屋企丫??還將我屋企ge零食食曬u"Mk2KK"q"YD6Oc7nk
琳:我話你先岩丫,尼到係我屋企;仲話我食曬你d零食
uncle:咩事咁嘈丫??
琳:uncle有個不知名ge人走左入黎丫;j;@0q$xE
x:喂,程海琳,你先係一知名丫
uncle”哈,,海琳你誤會左啦,佢係我個仔,段凱南..Ba%kX'd8~vJsY
老豆好耐無見,做咩俾只怪獸入黎丫??q'dP&^FcgOA
琳:你先係怪獸丫..n(E@6tX}k%@
南爸:好啦’’唔好嘈啦’’我要同南ge媽去英國丫’’NGH:egv+~t2^F
尼個時候’’一個高貴ge婦人係樓上走左落黎’B qW+}#f
婦人:老公!!唔好再講啦’’飛機唔等人嫁’’ @3z6g6L7OF
南爸:廚師都會跟我地去英國
尼個月你地要自己煮野食丫’’88
講完佢地就去左機場啦’’

2007-9-4 05:37 PM 虫虫']

第五章分配工作’’
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南:衣家就由我黎分配工作啦’’一.二.三就由我黎煮飯;;剩低個d就由你負責啦’’G-lO`.@8_*e:Ri~

琳:點解我要負責多一日丫’’

南:因為你係女仔’煮野應該會好食d’’n9TpDLKq
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琳:邊個講嫁’’何況我只識煮西餐’’4z0R0n$c._nF*MP];Iu*u

南:唔緊要;;;I don’t mind ！;;8J$G#R\9Nr h8L

仲有’’今日係星期四’’由你負責’’快d去煮飯啦’’我要食茄汁蝦’’

琳:係’
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廚房…..
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琳”唉’’西餐我就識姐’’咩叫茄汁蝦???算啦’’煮其他先啦’’E v'XM4k'G7E;y

1個中頭過後’’…..9N.]"O^uE&^

琳:啊;;;終於整完啦’’段凱南’’快d落黎食晚飯啦’’((大叫)),Y-o0n"ZUroW2}
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南:嗯’幾好’’唔知食落點呢’’仲有茄汁蝦呢??M$F3bG3JWc3\
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琳:係尼到

琳係廚房裏面攞左一碟茄汁同埋蝦’’/f7G+QJ ].],nSy
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南L(驚訝))’’’下;;尼d就係茄汁蝦啦’’
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琳:係丫’’薯條都係咁嫁啦’’點解茄汁蝦唔係呢??

琳一d都唔明茄汁蝦ge做法’’|9r"j$p&v+E-JP
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外國長大真係外國長大’’

2007-9-4 05:37 PM 虫虫']

第6卓一吻!!!
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南:唉’’\有驚無險;;終於食完mBz#r3iX
琳:喂’’你咩意c丫’’唔知幾咁好’’食
南:好男不與女斗’’我出去啦’’882g0Be Z9HL| i8fcr
南走左之後’’間屋變得清靜曬’’
琳:’’唉’’間屋做咩咁靜ge’’佢出左去’我好似幾掛住佢
((作者的話’:你係唔係中2左佢呢))VL#p|bJ l2Z^ T#|f
((米亂講啦))
琳係廳到訓着左,尼個時候,南返左屋企*QSyw?w
南:估唔到尼個女孩都幾靚喎,你係尼到睡會凍親嫁,等我做下好人,抱你返房訓啦
點知…,P7Vcp[h
南將琳抱到\床得..佢左腳絆右腳;;她鍚左落琳個嘴到丫’[ xl;Bn$}XA9O#[T
琳L(面紅)啊
南L(面紅)對….對唔住丫,&l#L+X-OVx2_
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琳:你尼個變態色魔,係人地訓交個時黎偷親我,尼個係我ge初吻丫+hv-kX2eDdp

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南:估唔到你咁保守,不如黎多次丫
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琳:唔好丫,我會艾嫁;;;
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南:你尼隻「哥斯拉」想我親你,妄想,,我頭先係唔小心炸

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琳:唔該你出去丫,我要訓啦ohi3vC/ii#V
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南心諗:對我咁惡ge女仔,有性格,不過佢係我見過ge女仔中最靚嗰個
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((我段海南從未讚過女仔靚，所以我先咁話

2007-9-4 05:38 PM 虫虫']

第7章             遲到啦’’? f@|+JN_6s
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琳:呀’’’ pb/f'ftcN

南:what’s  the  matte?

琳:8點啦’’遲到啦’’

南:你冷靜d  ‘’’遲到姐’’’仲以為有咩事tim’’
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琳:你唔驚miss罰你咩??5u3Z2@7o;q
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南:怕咩丫??尼間學校’’係我老豆’’你uncle開嫁’’黎啦;;佢地唔會罰你嫁’’食早餐啦’’e2w1~+}"J$Vc+e+`

琳:你煮嫁??
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有無落瀉藥嫁??'MWL.udZM;w

南:哎呀’’我請左個廚師丫’’

琳:廚師’’你做咩請個廚師丫??X3G8V3}~,c%Q
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南:我仲唔請廚師’’咁邊個煮飯丫??c#OT&a[V
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琳:唔係分配好工作咩’
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南:唉’’我唔想日日都食你煮ge茄汁蝦’’

琳:我食飽啦;’’返學啦’’

南:上車啦’’ [kc/o[e-wkCY

琳:你有車牌丫??
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南:唉’’你好蠢丫’’世界上有樣野叫司機嫁;;;

當佢地返到學校ge時候’’y3nb:rB;Y
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己經9點啦….$uh4U7dr5s+V
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Miss見到佢地返黎’’’超嬲

Miss:你地兩個做咩咁遲丫??l2J8xk\&Z7V
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南:第一我遲到唔關你事’’第二唔該你教書’’唔好浪費時間

miss://((超嬲))你地兩個放學之後同我洗留低$^7Z.O7K}
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x:miss’’唔夠人講就罰人’’留堂’’
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miss:你地三個’’午飯個時留低’’t:YVZV8`8n

琳:對唔住丫’’連累左你’’你好’’我叫程海琳’’你叫\咩名丫??

X:唔緊要’’一早就慣啦’次次幫南都會咁嫁啦’’我係南ge兄弟’’..我叫高俊’’v,kIf0Z
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琳心諗:哇’’尼個男仔好有禮貌丫’’比起嗰個敗家仔’’好好多’’
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(((作者的話’’又幫南起左個花名丫’’))~.sF/^EgB!p)a-P\

((嗯!!敗家仔’’幾好丫’’))
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珊:琳’’你點解要同南一齊返黎ge??

琳:噢…………..岩先係門口到見到佢’’’"g!~j8B~S4U1V
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珊:嗯

2007-9-4 08:25 PM 是誰知道.......

方言唔arm我.......

2007-9-4 08:30 PM 虫虫']

[quote]原帖由 [i]是誰知道.......[/i] 於 2007-9-4 08:25 PM 發表 [url=http://www.8cyber.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=923439&ptid=14446512][img]http://www.8cyber.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]yq'O:A]Q+ha{
方言唔arm我....... [/quote]
哦哦..................J&U*Jk]c
那別看了吧=.=

2007-9-9 07:22 PM nandaiyall

[quote]原帖由 [i]是誰知道.......[/i] 於 2007-9-4 08:25 PM 發表 [url=http://forum.8cyber.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=923439&ptid=14446512][img]http://forum.8cyber.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
方言唔arm我....... [/quote]

你是說普通話的麼 ?? 但你說的句子是廣東話啊......!!!...好像和故事的語言同類....??...口語化......

2007-9-11 03:21 PM 虫虫']

[quote]原帖由 [i]nandaiyall[/i] 於 2007-9-9 07:22 PM 發表 [url=http://www.8cyber.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=931362&ptid=14446512][img]http://www.8cyber.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]

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你是說普通話的麼 ?? 但你說的句子是廣東話啊......!!!...好像和故事的語言同類....??...口語化...... [/quote]
他是香港人=.=''"z&Qrn"QN1aDt
只是不愛看口語故事而已...........bS1_vWeM{
我想8cyber沒有誰愛看口語吧?!
可是這故事有很多cpt...
所以藉此呃幾個=v=

2007-9-11 03:24 PM 虫虫']

第8章午餐時間;@e ^V?H)N
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miss:高俊.段海南.程海琳’’你地3個同我落黎(c/_IPh H
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miss:你地同我洗次所’’係尼個午餐時間要同我洗好3樓ge次所
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洗唔曬ge話’’下午放學之後’’同我洗曬成間學校ge次所
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琳:次所??

Miss:係丫’’仲唔去’’3…..2……

miss未講完’’佢地就已飛左去次所…

琳:我地由男次開始定由女次’’

南:第一我地係男仔’’唔應該洗女次’’第二世界上有種野叫電話E/b+GE9YPC-x1Y

琳:我夠知有樣野叫電話lo’’但係關電話咩事丫??
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俊:哈’’佢係要打電話俾佢屋企d工人丫’’
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琳:哦’’’你識叫我唔識叫丫??
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南爸:你個衰仔’’教壞琳同俊仔’’’你自己一個洗次所’’琳俊’’你地跟我一齊去食lunch’ T5^AVH}-^#|c(pk

琳:uncle;;你唔係去左英國咩>??
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南爸:本來就係ge’’但係我個護照過左期;;所以琴日就去左香港’’今朝米返左黎lo
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南:老豆丫’’唔好咁啦’我唔要洗次所丫’’]+FRM'A%Xe}c
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南+琳:uncle算啦’’’無飯食去慘嫁’’
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南爸:算啦’’睇在你地份上’’放過佢啦’’’南你下’’琳同俊對你幾好

2007-9-11 03:24 PM 虫虫']

第9章哥!?g|?QEF
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南爸l:我已經幫你地請左假啦’’我有d 驚喜俾你地#L7UC}vO sUd;s.U
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南:驚喜??只怕有驚無喜’’
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南爸:登登登登…

琳:峰哥哥????.HrR!c*ee%q

南:阿哥???

峰:哈哈’’’係米好有驚喜呢???
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((((作者的話:峰係南ge哥哥’’’有英國讀緊書..衣家讀完大學課程’’’係英國返黎’’’都好靚仔滴)))H4^ d A0l+U]

琳:峰哥哥’’我好掛住你丫’’’你同嗰個變態佬ge性格岩岩相返丫’’估唔到你係佢阿哥喎’’’c/Zqy_7O?M
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峰:變態佬???係唔係南丫???,C3cwa5wH!qI

琳:正是’’’8L:?1j h@@0]
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俊:南;;;估唔到你個花名’’’’kakakakkakaka
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南:喂’’兄弟喎’’’咁都笑我’’’

俊:咁真係好好笑ma’’’
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琳:唔好講咁多啦’’’係呢

‘峰哥哥你點解會返黎ge??A-SF2x*wz%T"v

峰:掛住南ma;;n+dx/O(e%t,i5T

琳:咁我呢???((扁咀))2VE`l;?!~"\} d:R
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南:你d咁ge人’’有人掛住你先奇丫’’ O~FG!PZ M

:!:峰:我都掛住琳ge’’-l$w"oj pvWU7^d9F

琳:哈哈’’’聽到味’’’
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南:…….(((無言ing))Gg*|XC)YXkv_4`

俊:係呢’’’琳;;你點解會識峰ge’’’
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琳:峰哥哥係英國個時係我鄰居黎嫁’’’
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俊:哦
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南:哥’’我真係登你可悲’’’oC(N.Q(KI)^&c$`TG
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峰:點解咁講ge??
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南:有隻咁ge野住係你格離’’’
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南爸:南;’’夠啦’’

2007-9-11 03:24 PM 虫虫']

第十章新阿sir???!AvJ J7V+m

第二日’’’ Q gPmn3l/WnN

琳:唉’’又要返學’’S:n(i!L0WU5\0}
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南:唔中2可以唔返嫁’’

琳:我無話唔想返’’’0q4nzet'n+D
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南同琳一齊去左學校問口’’咁岩俾珊見到
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琳:…….因為….
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南:因為係門口撞到
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珊:成日撞到嫁’’’
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南:唔得咩’’’’c NH'p|:l,]

珊:….得’’]^#xM-Y6od`

鈴;;;…上堂啦’’’+@j(tJI5D,j&C~1Sb`
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miss:各位同學’’’今日我就要走啦’’請假一段時間’’’
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南:miss你去生仔丫???

俊:到係去溝仔丫??
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Miss:我同我老公去洞密月’’’Qw4E^j+O!?!q7B

琳:哦’’記住買手信喎’’’wu:V.|9R0o;rl

miss:…..好啦’’’今日有位阿sir黎代課’’

花痴們:靚唔靚仔嫁??
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Miss:睇下米知lo’W,mR1XI9\@!Y9Fo

Miss:段sir..入黎啦’’
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琳+俊+南:阿哥@Fm q/^v5Z

南:你好lo喎程海琳’’人叫阿哥你又叫阿哥
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琳:唔得咩
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峰:好啦唔好嘈啦’/k%QD{:Q,E6F8S8l k~ c%c1o

珊:靚仔阿sir叫到’’’大家唔好嘈’’全班同我收聲’’

南:扮曬大家姐咁’’’

俊:收皮啦你’’’1HQ5U!JEp I
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峰:夠啦’’’衣家同我打開書第17頁’’
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珊:米住’’’有樣好重要ge野未做
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峰:尼位同學’’係咩事丫??8MdA/X;S

珊:係’’’阿sir你幾多號電話丫’’

全班’’’’暈’’nr{rj6]`dzUn oC
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南:我阿哥幾號電話又關你咩事丫>>l SHs(\ dU `kG

珊:下’’’你阿哥’’ j k5am#Or

南:唔得抵丫’’)|B0^U'W

珊:唔係’’’唔怪得大家都咁靚仔啦’’ _p?6|:D!`

南:你知就好啦’’’
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琳:你地話峰哥哥姐’’’話你咩’’唔知醜’

全班:大笑中’’’
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珊:我覺得南靚過阿sir喎;;都唔知你咩眼光’’竟然話南唔靚仔’’
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南:呵’((奸笑中))聽到未’’

琳:-口-((無奈中;))t1_Q4\F#uB
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峰:好啦’’開始上堂啦’’’

2007-9-11 03:25 PM 虫虫']

第十1章正花痴’’%xW5~c?F4^p

鈴….lunch time’’’
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峰:3位’’俾個面同我一齊食lunch尼??
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珊:阿sir叫到’’點會唔俾面喎;i@|"Dne.jj D

南:好心你啦’’發姣就去第二到啦’’A O Y s'@gE;{

珊:咩喎’’’阿sir’’你係米請我去食lunch丫’’ K ]U8\ mEW
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珊:拿’’俊啦’’南啦’’’仲有個仲唔係我
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峰:真係唔係喎’’i2Y ?\5LX,O

珊:咁你請邊個丫??E2aGpQ6I5b B

峰;’琳lo’’’6j)g+LA%J\!v*\(A
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珊:下’’點解要請個姣婆喎’’’
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俊:點解唔得丫’’第一’’你地靚過你’’第二你仲姣過人’’第三我地根本就同你唔熟’’ mp5Ko8X)NtGeJ|,p
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綜合以上尼三個條件’’我地點都唔會同你食lunch(A2JAkF8?Y6Sv

南:嗯’’’學到野喎’’

俊:跟得你多’’
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峰:琳’’行得未丫’’"z9XN;Q2mamd#],[w:i

琳:得啦’’
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珊:唔好唔要我丫’’((扮喊))o!B}J Xk-q6k
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琳:下’’不如……

南:不咩如丫’’’走啦’’((拖左琳走))
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峰+俊:正花痴’’米跟住黎丫’’
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琳:喂’’你做咩拖住我丫’’Ack3SUJ

南:你要多謝我丫’’如果唔係我拖住你走’’我地尼餐唔洗食啦’’
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琳:你拖到我咁鬼痛’’我仲要拖住你’’米玩啦’’’

南:好’’你…((未講完俾俊打斷左))#x1@-t4u-h bl4\

俊:唔好再耍花槍啦’’’

琳+南:得鬼閒同佢耍花槍’’
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峰:洗唔洗咁齊’’食野啦’’’

2007-9-11 03:26 PM 虫虫']

第12章琳’’你米死丫’’

就係咁樣就過左1個禮拜’’T4x{.TB6i!qK
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南爸:南;’’落黎食早餐啦’’

南:哦’’Q(g(J)V1Jy

峰:e’’’琳呢’’好少見佢咁遲都未落黎喎’’^N)q8oMQc*q1F

南爸:上去叫下佢南O+v1?dP/M@X#JA
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南:點\解要係我’’/J/A:Wy|G6D)Q*v"T0^
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南爸:係米唔鋸先’’

南:唔係’’#|NP:a Zc

南上到去琳間房’’:gf-v,I(z
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南:喂’;’起身啦’’(哥c拉’’Hw\)V ~&F3p-B&O{

琳無反應’’;N@7}l0VLQ0d8dz
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南心諗((佢訓左又真係幾令喎’’又可愛))

南meet左琳塊面一下’’(((作者的話:喂’’’南哥仔’’人地痛嫁’’))((唔好意思’’咁佢可愛ma’;;忍唔
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琳:做咩meet我喎’’((無乜氣咁講))
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南:’(好細聲咁講)你可愛ma’’W.N S{_UgU4w
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琳:咩話’’ ((無乜氣咁講))`"jDqIk
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南:我唔meet你’’你會識醒’’*^%L&jY@)K
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琳:係喎’’今日要返學喎’’8tB0Vr9I
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南:快d起身啦’’"]6s$v(nMU6y+V|@ |
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琳落左去食早餐..’’
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南爸:琳’’你係米唔舒服丫’’塊面都青曬ge’’ rif/EPuAU

琳:無事’’係琴晚訓得唔好姐’’’@Ra:qMgEz

南爸:過黎食早餐丫’’’

琳::::’(((食左幾啖))我食飽啦’’我返學先啦’’’

南爸:咁你小心d啦’’-^(|lb K#E
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琳:你估日日都撞到咩’’’/vA"c(G8z pfI:x6V

珊:咁又係’’

鈴’’……上堂啦’’
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課室’’
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南:呼’’好彩無遲到’’’\gsy8t;|

珊:南快d返埋位啦’阿sir黎緊啦’’
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南:唔洗你講\我都識’’0T%P1|0m2d$U

南一返到埋位;;就見到琳趴左係到’’!MG'}T+Tyx~4^

南:好小見你趴係到喎’’4O5bME+N

琳:唔得咩??3nWgh\b0z0vx

珊:南南’’我都趴左係到丫’’你唔關心下我’’

南:得鬼閑關心d姣婆’’p_g9z"F]F

阿sir入左黎’’
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峰:程海琳同學;;你係米唔舒適丫’’3f.Na:B/F
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琳:阿sir我無事’’
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峰:嗯’’咁好啦’’衣家打開書本第17頁’’’’!qu1Y4H:kKjD1A7?

……..鈴……lunch time’’’

峰:呼’’終於對完你地班哇鬼啦5a'Y.k3uaGeEtj*~
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俊:呵’’無人叫你黎尼到教書’’

峰:如果唔係老豆見我黎睇住南’’我先唔黎丫’’
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南:我洗鬼你睇住’’Mj_i.Et Y:@K

峰:走啦’’去食野啦’’仲講;;i1H\+?(Q.[5t'`B-p5mZ
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南:米住’’覺唔覺少左個人丫??

俊:係喎’’’琳呢??

峰:南’’你無叫琳咩’’

南:平時都係佢自己出黎啦’’唔知點解今日無出黎姐’’
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俊:入去睇睇’’

課室’’……k;B[ H ?

琳趴左係張枱到’’
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俊:佢訓着左;;;又點識出黎丫’’[3rw e~[_

南:喂’’琳姐’’起身啦’’’

無反應’’’2o lK,|3o}
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南行過去琳到’’’係到拍阿琳’’諗住叫佢起身’’但係都係無反應’’$qb'i @/S#N

南:嘩’’阿哥’’琳佢’’好熱丫’’J1j9H!lzd.{
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峰:等我睇過’’9OY.PSH&DtiF

峰:嘩’’真係丫’’佢可能發燒發到暈左丫’’快d送佢去醫院啦’’
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南:等我黎啦’’’){D2r'{^H1QYB#R&l5U
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南抱起琳..9秒9咁沖去醫院’’’
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南:e生’’佢點丫’’v0M5nep3b
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e生:我幫佢打左針’’沒事嫁啦’’

你入去睇睇佢啦
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南:喂你醒醒啦’’你千其唔好有事丫’’如果唔係我老豆追住我黎((湛))丫’’不過你真係要減減
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肥丫’’岩岩我抱你黎個陣時’’攰到我屎咁’’’1mv&ZB.pW

琳:無人叫你抱我黎丫’’

南:哇’’你幾時醒返嫁’’

琳:係你話我肥個時’’
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南:我唔抱你黎’你都死q左lo’’你仲唔多謝我’’

琳:你可以搭的士嫁’’’仲快d tim啦’’’
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南:我話曬都係你救命恩人喎’’你竟然咁對我’’’
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琳:咁你想我點對你丫’’
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南:….起馬鍚返啖先啦;’;;h O3J |*m`

琳:收皮啦你’’’想我鍚你’下世啦’’’

峰:哇’琳’睇你地鬧得咁勁就知你無事啦’’C]0g&Zi;z

琳:你好想我有事咩’’
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琳攞起個樣飛過去’’’#f~%u])g/C#qh'V(sS

南:啊’’
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琳:咩事丫’’"Qt9Fbw1E&i7y4q@R

南:你攞左我條連’丫’’

琳:邊有丫’’
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峰:你飛過黎嗰樣野lo
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琳:一條連姐’’’洗唔洗咁激動’

南:要丫’’你知唔知尼條連對我黎講係幾重要’’’係我十歲生日個時我老豆送黎我嫁’’’((惡))

琳:我點知喎’’’你叫你老豆買過條俾你米得lo’’’((想喊))

南:絶版啦’’’由個時開始’’’佢再無同過我過生日同送生日禮物俾我啦’’尼條連對我黎講係超y)F"nNn!~
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重要嫁’’((爆惡))
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琳:對唔住lo((喊’’’+ 走左))

2007-9-11 03:27 PM 虫虫']

第13章對唔住丫

俊:你洗唔洗咁惡丫’’M ~P%O)]V

南:但係佢整爛左我d野喎’’
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峰:但係佢唔係有心嫁ma’’
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南心諗:唔通我真係過份左’’

((作者的話:唔係過份左’’係超過份呢;;;))H*H#Qc }8e

((\真係??))+R/ryEQ5EIV:R:F9f

((扼你做咩姐!!))/{w/A6p8s:f pd
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俊:去揾返佢啦’’’HlQEk?
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南:佢咁大個人’’會有咩事丫’’y.njC}Z6k
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峰:你以為丫’’佢係英國返黎有幾耐姐’’人生路不熟丫’’

南:咁……..[ v+F*r}XA*e4l
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俊+峰:唔好咁啦’’一齊去揾啦’’k8cx1eD4K

南:係啦’’’…….&I?t9Y4Z;[#\[
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南:條傻妹走左去邊丫’’

明知人地擔心佢嫁啦’’仲要走左去’’’

嗚…’’嗚…’’0H(x/@ZBH9k

南:e’’把聲咁熟ge/((望左過去))

南:傻妹’’唔好喊啦’’’喊左唔令嫁啦’’’`3j*?8NtS

琳:我喊又關你咩事喎’’’’((一把打左過去)));z_/e#a,N)z:[
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南:啊!!!!好心關心你姐’’都要打人’’%[WhlO1Dn-|U
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琳:’’((望一望))下’’乜係你丫’’sor’
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南:唔係我係邊個丫’’’(F&?dTJp
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琳:收皮啦你’’想我鍚你’’下世先啦’’’
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南:車’’’……[zCM4}Z8q[7O8O6i
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琳:唔鋸丫’’

南:幾嫁’’’!W-g dtA"_\dOvM
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琳:其實真係好對唔住丫’’’我真係唔係有心嫁’’AY#| Oe`c#ehE*l
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南:算啦’’’我都有唔岩’’咁惡同你講野’’

琳:你知就好啦’’3j T1v^2L_s

南:咁你想點丫??
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琳:咩我返去’丫’’’唔該’’
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南:哇’’’咩隻豬返屋企’’’u-o^-naV
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琳:好唔滿意ma’’N~H%{.nv-b
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南:唔係’’’上黎啦’’’

2007-9-11 03:28 PM 虫虫']

第14章 bbq }'T_;[-c~\\ b
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就係咁樣’’’南同琳日日打打鬧鬧咁過左1個月k%Z3sS}q

學校….
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琳:唉’’好悶丫’’
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俊:等我陪你傾下計米唔悶lo’N)o#Q1_N`6zQ
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琳:好喎’’"Pe4H7mz(jX2?

南:係喎’’俊’’你後日生日lo喎’’諗住點搞先’’8gyU?#U8fM^x"}
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俊:’’’’’唔知丫’’’

琳:不如’’去海灘bb蕉lo;;/q6TSruN
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俊:又好喎’’
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南:下’’bb蕉??B5FT(qXq&Kw
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琳:唔中2可以唔去bo’’
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南:俊哥叫到’’點咁唔’去’’

尼段話咁岩俾珊聽到’’ f~hbVf

珊心諗’’bb蕉’’都好喎’’等我去撞下佢地先’’
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鈴….放學啦’’

話咁快就到左俊生日啦’’’’’嗰日咁岩係星期日’’佢地約好左1點係7仔到等’’'rs:S$U9vF5C}M
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南:喂’’哥c拉;行得未丫’’
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琳:得啦’’U.Io8G~4v9F

海灘’’’

佢地燒左成粒中’’5~d)A\cGZ

琳:唉’’好悶丫’’f+Z]FH!C%WW4FV

珊:hihi’’係米好悶呢’’等我陪陪你地’’%X1p3@H [#?

南:洗鬼你陪’

‘珊:要ge’’南南’’唔好咁怕醜喎
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俊:唉’’不如玩誠實同大膽lo’’
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珊:好哇’’

南:咁悶’’#k+Y1B:H-|(V2m

琳:你可以唔反的’’無人迫你哇’’Q,}4|(|u!ye

南:我就係中2返丫’吹咩’’’
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俊:咁0….你揾個人同你打車輪丫;;*izM`y

珊:我梗係揾我ge南南啦’’
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南:我呸’’’俾你鍚過’’揾漂白水朗口都唔得丫’’R[0B7qJ l"g!J Kx
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琳:哇卡卡’’珊嘴落去姐’’’我支持你’’,G VVJ K

珊未,咀落南到ge時候’’南已經咀左落琳到l/Q5om8~ J7U5^i
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5分中過後’’佢地終於分開啦

琳:你媽的@@子丫’無拿拿咀落黎

珊一巴打左落琳到’’’’超大聲的’’5g VD%J&nO
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琳:我都唔係有心ge’’((喊))但係我真係唔想俾個衰人咀MA;;…..((走))7AK%S;lXt
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南+俊:你無野下’’打佢’’佢有咩事我唔會放過你嫁’’’((走左去揾琳))j(Ga;c)J#}y S

珊:洗唔洗咁丫’’’為左條姣婆’’我唔會俾你好過嫁’’’程海琳

2007-9-11 03:29 PM 虫虫']

第15章’’ 俊的表白’’’????{&Y%ng(J6kB
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南:不如我地分頭揾啦’’E5Cd9y$}4fG,G
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俊:ok’’’

揾左大約1粒中後’’$XV.w#w(Xlr

俊:傻妹’’’唔好喊啦’’我已經幫你交訓左佢啦:`mK+GW6J XKI,a

琳:南???to(ZgOVJT
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琳:哦’’((失望))做咩黎揾我姐’’’
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俊:唔揾你’’??我驚你自殺’’’丫_K:}#NK`+~"_

琳:米傻啦’’’我似d咁ge人咩??6` y Us(e5{
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琳:點解你咁關心我喎??

俊:因為我中2你’

‘琳:下’’’’7a)ZJpT$ZQ
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俊:做我老婆ma’’
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琳:俾我諗諗’’5yL#k i%XkU5?+s

俊:ok’’’幾時答我丫’’J$R1W5P:zz?9V!X

琳:諗到米答你lo’’’e c#Mk[

俊:ok’’咁我等你’’’我送你返屋企丫’’

琳:唔洗啦’’8Zm|ej"{B

俊:你自己小心d丫’’

琳:okok

2007-9-11 03:30 PM 虫虫']

第十六章又到你’’南
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琳返到屋企’’

南:你去左邊丫??

琳:唔關你事’’

南:唔好唔開心啦’’姐姐((扮細路)))Un u?0x1S*fd!k S

琳:ka;;你唔好扮啦’’’好弱智丫’’…
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南:你先弱智丫’’咁少少野都走佬’’h3NS0bt2H.TW|7A

琳:咁都叫..弱智’’’你識下俾人打丫;睇下你會點;;R9c*G-Oa }a

南:同佢隻秋丫’’’

琳:粗佬’\6s4_:UAx[Ip h
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南:吹張’bq'D~Yd"a5eT0I3M

琳:我唔同你講啦’’我上去訓’啦’’W A NlgzCOOU!N

南:哦’’6Y5}o%ios
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半夜3點個時’’’琳諗住落去飲杯水’’點知聽到..P[b:nt!q3@By1x

南:傻妹琳’’點解你次次都要同我艾交喎’’’…我次次見到你喊我都好心痛’’我可[[能中2左你’’~~$B0NRR3C]
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…但係我又無膽同你講句我愛你喎’’’……..唉’’我真係好辛苦’’見到你同俊有時玩得咁開心’’
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我又好心痛喎’’…..我真係中2左你丫’’’琳’’3`R@bsJ@

琳:下’’’’唔係化’’一黎黎兩個’’’3h o(p:i-@{:d

南:你聽到曬丫’’仲有你話咩一黎黎兩個丫???]&Z6|w,x

琳:無野’’….. v4a5JghDtR/k*J;z%DTK

南”講丫’’((惡))
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琳:今日俊都同過我表白’’7Z+Ul o#N F3U&`#[
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南:咁….你簡佢定簡我丫’??+Wxl$P"~5w%N7jO@
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琳:我…我唔知丫;’’俾d時間我諗下啦’’u4Ch:cI6E.cvH

…..琳返左房..*dJz0mi?

琳:點解喎’’我救景中2南定係俊’’’….係邊個丫??

天丫’’唔該你教下我丫’’’…….

2007-9-11 03:30 PM 虫虫']

第17章       琳ge決擇

第二日’’’$G'K!B y4I'K C

…南:諗好未丫’’
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琳:未丫’’!!!

南:噢’’算啦’’’今晚再問你啦’’
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琳:ok;;我返學啦’’…
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南:閉’’

學校…….’’
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俊:琳’’諗成點丫??
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琳:未有結果’’’…..\t+O\l)T"r/u
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今日琳成日都無聽;書’’….峰見到佢咁就同佢講’’
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峰:琳’’今日一齊食lunch丫’’’

琳:ok’’’

鈴….lunch  time;;B/@ Y EW4Vn

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琳:唉’’’琴日俊又同我表白’’南又同我表白’’我都唔知擇邊個好’’F5t.{N!E?y

峰:哦’’不如等我幫幫你丫’’
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琳:好丫’’((\開心))
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峰:我問你幾條問題’’一定要老實答我喎’’ s }9zk;GL d,oK
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琳:好..你問啦’’~EP%tZ7]"v

峰:第一題..如果你要帶一個男仔去party;;你會帶邊個去丫’’
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琳:南lo’’話曬同佢熟d  ma’’

峰:okok’’第二題’’如果你睇中左一件3’’但係你又帶money喎’’咁你會叫邊個黎俾錢丫’’
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琳:南lo’’話曬佢係有錢仔ma’’:r1f i}.x0v"Ky Y

峰:okok’’’下一題’’’

突然’’峰ge面色變得沈重’’q[7BV({w"C
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琳:咩事丫’’

峰:我見到南係個到同個女仔打車輪丫’’1SCAV}A#l5S&T
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琳:下’’唔係化’’((好down’))
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峰:kaka’’’7{n9[[;Q:pm:G

琳:你做咩笑丫??w.MA)l;kT6b

峰:握你炸’’傻妹’’

琳:妖’’乜你咁嫁’’
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峰:好啦;;;有左答案啦’’

琳:個答案係點嫁’’
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峰:你中2左南’’…
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琳:咁俊呢??:|5Sa*s3Ht

峰:你只不過唔想傷害到佢姐’’8}$c{|vuOJA h4p
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琳:maybe啦’’’
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峰:同俊講清楚啦’’’

琳:下’’真係要講’’3Hb:b)R/I5}
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峰:唔洗驚喎’’’俊係咩人’’我清楚過你’’佢唔會做傻事嫁’’

琳:咁……
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峰:唔好咁啦;’’’……去啦;;;我支持你丫;;;..
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琳:thx;;'h'Lwx"{X$b

….學校;;….Wmb_ F+l7F}9sX
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琳:俊’’我諗清楚啦;;

俊:真ge;;
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琳:其實我中2嗰個都唔係你’’’\k.K2P&mn/`R
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俊:下’’’咁你中2邊個丫’’Z.|_7vvZ

琳:你個好兄弟’’..K~p{P3X*s

俊:下’’…南??SM;_j:n4e7]4I

琳:嗯’’..唔好嬲啦你’’….

俊:我似d咁ge人咩’’8vS;@1n8w9j&O

祝你同佢幸福啦’’’
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琳:嗯’’多謝曬’’n$otW+DqR g

南:聽阿哥講;;你諗清楚lo喎’’'x:|i:o/o.}

琳:嗯’’

南:咁你係米中2我呢’’’
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琳:你點知嫁’’
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南:哈’’我想同你講’’你所我阿哥講ge野我一切都知’&Dr;},a?Exp0G

琳:y丫’’

南:因為個時峰打左俾我’’..你所講ge野’’我乜都聽到曬J/X|-D+G$_

琳:妖’’乜你咁衰嫁’’(((打南ing))
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南:哈’’打者愛也’’我唔mind喎’’’….(LFH W(a&Eo3{J
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琳:算數;;我唔打’’
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鈴…..放學啦’’
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南:老婆’’..一齊返屋企’’!KB4d ]"B%J s/N

珊:好哇’’G"Z7z+k9|j ~A
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南:我又唔係叫你’’你應乜姐’’

珊:咁你叫邊個丫??3}*m3g#A0qn,o.v

南:琳lo;

珊:下’’你同個條姣婆行’緊’’
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南:唔得咩’’仲有丫’’唔好姣婆前姣婆後得唔得丫’’%qD m)Y0`Ic
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琳:老公;;走啦’’

南:我俾面我老婆唔同你嘈’’
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2007-9-11 03:31 PM 虫虫']

第18章.. 珊的報服,J4F*tR)v T

第二日’’

珊:琳’’對唔住丫’’….琴日我咁對你((扮可憐’’))
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琳:算啦;我都無放係心到f~G+TF6c6f6Q
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琳:唔洗’’*l&}JIBI1R$Q]
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珊:一齊上課室啦
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琳:嗯
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南:老婆’’做咩同埋d咁ge人一齊丫??T|;cASf(X1o H/`p
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琳:無野喎’’’佢同我say sorry姐’’

南:真係??

琳:嗯kn4W%`0Hm)N

講返珊果邊先!d]{SV
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珊:一陣你……..^$(@^@)%%&$@#@@!@@((賣個關子先’’))

a:知道;珊姐;
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峰:好啦’’各位同’學’’收聲啦’’^a!^gZ0w3E
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峰:今日我有個消息要同大家講’’)XObZ7u Q8~
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峰:我教埋今日就會走嫁啦’’)uB2a3y[

俊:下’’姐係聽日miss會返黎啦a/d {:h|9r5kNP
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峰:無’’錯

珊:妖’無得再見靚仔阿sir..m7~A;ZyY

俊:你米發姣啦’’ Ixgx8~h#noAh

峰:好啦’’…上堂啦’’7Tv5P7vR[.rF8^*JX%x5\&n

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琳:你見到d咩丫’’%BZc#G1b*s
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南:有無事丫你??k8X4i)G)T-n5t"eOar
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南:你………你竟然’’
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尼個場面俾琳見到曬’’
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琳:你好野段海南’’..((喊+走))9_|/h;Oub$r
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南:老婆’’至衰都係你丫’’((追住琳))'IA K#lXPd,bB e

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南:原來係你吳慧珊’’我唔會俾你好過嫁’’
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珊::係’’係我做ge’’我得唔到ge野’’我唔俾任何人得到

2007-9-11 03:31 PM 虫虫']

第19章我要同你分手ss8AHL;D
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南揾曬成間學校都唔見琳’’’佢真係好失落’’

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南:你識下上去’’睇下你會變成咩樣’’((惡))\'xw^C
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u:講….講下笑姐’’我唔溝佢啦….
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南沖左上天台’’#zuHRK/ujI!G

琳:嗚’
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南:老婆仔’’’sor丫’’0u]%WY4?~5Z(wL8Q/j
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琳:sor’大曬丫….我估唔到你會咁花心’

南:係佢自己咀過黎炸’’
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琳:咁你唔識抗咩??
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南:……….

琳:無聲出啦’’’我同你講’’’
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我程海琳由尼一分中開始’’同你段海南一d關係都無’’
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南:琳’’…..u8Z;TI@

琳:唔好再叫我’’’…..

((走左))

南:點解’’我同佢開始左一陣姐’就要分手’’我唔信我段海南追唔返你….
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琳:我根本就唔應該同你開始ge;;…同你開始根本就係錯’’r:v*q$y"e"r9a%rP
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作者的話:戀愛’有分對或錯嗎???無論遇到甚麼困難…只要真心相愛’’’不是都能刻服嗎??

2007-9-11 03:31 PM 虫虫']

第20章離離合合
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南屋企…..+\eS/Kqe
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南爸:你係米同琳一齊丫’’
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南:唔係丫’’岩岩散左啦’’Ao3[$zq&]

南爸:唔怪得今日琳返黎個時眼濕濕啦’’oV,hC;s8h\
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南:佢返左黎啦’’((緊張))8C+vC*zd;`3M/O
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南爸:係丫’’不過一返黎就入左房’’一直都無出過黎’’..快d上去氹下人啦)` d8RdJ!w
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南:哦’
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南:琳’’開門啦n8G*m|%YclQ

琳:我唔想開門俾你丫’’衰人’’5|P4boz;W

南:sor丫’’開門啦’’你唔開門我會好擔心你嫁’’-M uY:\1F b

琳:擔心??((冷笑))你識擔心人嫁咩??
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南:係’’本身我唔會’’但係由我見到你開始’’你係夠膽同我斗氣\ge女仔’’..你真係好特’別’’….

慢慢地我中2左你’’其他d女仔都感動唔到我’’..但係你’…我真係好想1314咁保護’你’’….即使
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你一世都唔願亮我’’但係我想同你講;;我’段海南..尼一世只會愛你一個’’….
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琳佢聽到尼返話佢真係好感動’’’….
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琳:對唔住丫’’((喊))我唔應該咁小氣嫁’’
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南:傻啦’’無論你幾小氣’’我都會咁愛你’’…((籃住琳))
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南爸:好返米好lo’’'X6t3fz h

((作者的話:唉’’你米無拿拿殺出黎啦’’左住人地過二人世界))(|FaFk/Q5`
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南:老豆丫’’…
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南爸:得’’我走’’..5Y$R'g+d}Q3q
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南:早就應該啦’’..

南爸:…..

南:夜啦’’..早d訓啦

琳:知道’’
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今晚琳真係好開心’’真係訓着左都識笑’’!K*D7R%~"VG

第二朝;;

南:sor丫’’老婆’’我今日有d野做’’唔可以陪你返學丫’’S/Bq&a5cv'|;k`a
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琳:唔緊要啦’’t$Qw Vx,m
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南:小心d丫’’有野打俾我啦’’

琳:遵名D1F0X*ID6_ W

琳返到學校…..
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好悶咁過左第一堂’’..落堂個時’’..
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佢feel到部手提係到震… @ Z3x#}+m.ekG%?

琳:喂’’-N&GQSm1J!t.b$Pxe
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x:勁啦你’’咁靚ge女仔都俾你溝到

南:當然’’無論佢地有幾靚’’又米三兩下手搞掂’’

琳cut左線..fLo0r o6p+?

琳心諗:原來你同我一齊只係玩我ge;;((喊)+((走))s3z7N6^ [t3u

當琳走左出課室門口ge時候’’
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南:e;;老婆;;去邊丫你??
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琳:唔關你事’’(b3?zK2q_'|X8@Ke
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南:邊個激嬲你丫’’..唔好喊啦’’

琳:唔喊’’就奇啦’’
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南:夠竟發生咩事姐??`f0m){IPcpG
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琳:我問你’’你岩岩做咩打俾我’’Fhf+A+Clbl
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南:下??打俾你?…((係到按部電話))
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哦’’我將你個電話號碼交成快捷鍵’’可能唔小心打左俾你’’

琳:你岩岩講ge野我聽到曬喎’’tk^ }!S7b/KR#[kV

南:下??我岩岩講咩丫??B(u9ew"RHtv*A

琳:心照啦’’..((走))
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南’:’’((諗諗下))哦’’你誤會左啦’’

琳:誤會’’??無誤會丫’’…D$q}Ox${

南:其實’…….?&r!EiJ S&F
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琳:我唔想聽你解釋丫’’我同你分手丫’’…((走左))Y9pFFu!x
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南:又分手’’日日都要分手一次’真係好好玩咩??件事根本就唔係你諗成咁’’….Ef-F!?8D

((作者[的話:唔係你諗作咁’’咁係點丫??南你同佢解釋下啦’’1~HEXF4g\.U;zJ

((佢肯聽我解釋咩??))ano@!T/@e2l%e

((作者的話:咁件事係點嫁’’講俾我聽丫
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((你睇下一章就知嫁啦))

2007-9-11 03:32 PM 虫虫']

第 21 章’’ 對白’’

琳成晚係到喊’’….佢唔明南點解要玩佢’’’’!!!!J9|-xA3tn9af
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南:琳’’’#J,};CB0c
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琳:你走丫’’我唔想聽到你把聲丫’’’
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南:好我走 '' 但係你到要起身返學嫁''9@}0G-~F
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琳:我唔返丫’’’!!! EARl3el#m
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南:好;;;咁你自己係屋企小心 D 啦''
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南返左學之後’’…

琳係房到行左出黎’’…dAIvv `U
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琳:好悶丫’’’
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琳:EE'' 咩黎嫁''z+xhN_3v(D
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[[一直以來’’….你只當我是你的玩具]]]劇本’

琳:劇本??睇下先’’b)W#g*w)[g6GfT
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明:勁啦你’’咁靚 ge 女仔都俾你溝到hT%`1C4dD4l(M
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宇:當然’’無論佢地有幾靚’’又米三兩下手搞掂’’
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琳:咁熟 GE''係邊到聽過呢>??
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x:勁啦你’’咁靚ge女仔都俾你溝到

南:當然’’無論佢地有幾靚’’又米三兩下手搞掂’’y'S;e.uEB I;i

….現實…4I%A x!JT
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琳:點解’句對白’’同琴日南講個句咁熟GE;;??r"b'kg&s
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下刪50字’’….

琳:OH;;死’’原來佢地個日只係演話劇’炸’’’4^ Zx`OVS,B
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點算’’我米怪錯左佢’’’_%O.~![*wP_
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作者…你教我點做好’’

((作者的話’:我都幫你唔同嫁’’不如……
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你煮餐飯俾佢食黎淑罪丫’’1[x6A%v3r`

下’’上次碟茄汁蝦仲唔夠驚喜咩’’…仲要煮..qI'lw6m:_ a!g2X

咁你自己諗辦法啦’’我都幫你唔到’’唔講啦’’88_ Y-F7{C h

米走住丫’’邊有咁唔負責任GE作者嫁’’??))

2007-9-11 03:32 PM 虫虫']

第22章    SORRY’’m\*ZR^
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當南返到屋企……

琳:南’’….R1axRdy1T/P_
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南:咩事丫’’3X2y iZ ^Y$Y)G

琳:………sor丫’’;nw&I-eF#~ U'Dn
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南:做咩無拿拿say  sor  丫

琳:琴日個件事’’
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南:咩事丫??((扮無知))+B\8MrUa8g

琳:唔好扮無知啦你’’2hleZZ`3C

南:唉’’sor  looQ?!P"i:nO~$X

琳:知咩事啦嗎..JDB;~6hJI.`

南:知’’咁你諗住點補常丫??y_|3Hf6L|0|r4I

琳:…為左表示我歉意’’我決定’’

南:kiss  我呢’’
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琳:發夢啦’你’’

南:咁你點補常丫??!P8?a'q'n Jb
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琳:我煮左飯俾你食’’ ek6I1\ \/J.~:r3Rl

南:哇’..好驚喜丫’
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琳:係米好中2呢
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南:尼個問題’’’遲d先答你’’5{{2\O [Lm)n

琳:快d過黎食啦’’