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請注意英文部份
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自從看到你的第一眼,我便愛上你。
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妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來,
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Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
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也許你不記得我,沒有關係,當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情.
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I think l should introduce myself to you.
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我想應該介紹一下自己。
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I call Li big great. Toyear 25
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u9~q3N我叫李大偉,今年25(今天是today,那麼今年就是toyear.)
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我家有四口人..爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
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I am a good man, in a big company work.
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I do early fxxk every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you.
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ZR我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
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dh1Z1ni&@nwjand find a plxx where many monks live in to over mylife;
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請嫁給我吧,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。
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