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但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，
9Ho+u/F0D,s%r6Lh9p7S#R;J+a老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼,
4C'Pr        v8Ngforum.8cyber.com老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書,
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看了真的是OH! MY GOD,很有一套喔! 八度網上論壇2s5fD'^ X
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Dear wang litte sister:
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From see you one eye,I sh*t love you. 八度網上論壇7{1k7b(X$fKq%O
自從看到你的第一眼,我便愛上你。
g)`{H1t;?Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. 八度網上論壇)FNGX?ep.r/[
Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
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VK8?eI8G八度網上論壇妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，
Lc2T2wY,BsFn$Nz妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?
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也許你不記得我,沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情. :V
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I think l should introduce myself to you. 八度網上論壇4_/^-pLE4K+a
我想應該介紹一下自己。 八度網上論壇L#]6o0Lpa
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
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I am a good man, in a big company work. \`T|;c$Zl7Q
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。 forum.8cyber.com$u)Z\M*r_-Gfp
I do early fxxk every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you.
hGtp@八度網上論壇我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
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請嫁給我吧,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。
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