一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语！！ 八度網上論壇Sg_~2Xku*R
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昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，面带微笑的：
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X(D前台小姐：“Hello.”　　 ,h_Q1S6b3~
老外：“Hi.”　　 ZoekDkY
前台小姐：“You have what thing？” forum.8cyber.com|,K*TSK{-?
老外：“Can you speak english？”

U%y*lH4Y;A]^前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
\zkkQ?4rS;Mforum.8cyber.com老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
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@z7{f1M9@K0]前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！” u6fR$k}
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老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
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W(}:m%w7P"\+AfM前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
P+q2dz3O/vyW老外：“I want to speak to your head.” 八度網上論壇        W+veJ!y;b
前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”

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