一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语!!
一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语!! +_,d5]1E_NsP
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昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,面带微笑的: e'ONf:g v:K$e:R
前台小姐:“Hello.”
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老外:“Can you speak english?” 4i y%y
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前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”
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前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
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R'fforum.8cyber.com老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?” 1xH\%J?bQ4JI
前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
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前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
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