一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语！！
一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语！！ +_,d5]1E_NsP
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前台小姐：“Hello.”
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前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
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前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
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R'fforum.8cyber.com老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？” 1xH\%J ?bQ4JI
前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
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前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”
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