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發表於 2007-1-11 10:29 AM  資料  短消息  加為好友 
Hearing Problem...

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cc_angel   2007-2-2 06:41 PM  積分  +5   very true... thank you for posting ...
cc_angel   2007-2-2 06:41 PM  現金  +10   very true... thank you for posting ...




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hahah this is so funny and true!!!KI&i.kh

,|1En%D-x}V8qUforum.8cyber.comi will keep that in mind

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Thanks a lot for teaching us the moral of the story.............that is always true!........... Never criticize others unless you've got nothing to be criticized!
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