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Boy : This depends on your husband, if he allows me to. /W @IAs5{:d(R j P
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2. Doctor : your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pillso Vg.mRD
Wife : When must I give them to him? Doctor : They are for you.
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3. God saw me hungry, he created pizza . UPG*PEa9` j-taN
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5. One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." SON : "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school." SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?" MOM : "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school. ;P(H%N#L y:bFf8W
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