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beckiee201
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The Husband Store
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A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: forum.8cyber.com"@6u6u1t+e0@
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You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
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On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
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Floor 1 - These men have Jobs.
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Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
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Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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