外國的老爸這樣...回答他的孩子!大家吸取經驗,大個做老豆就ng使驚!!!~~
"Daddy? How did I come into this world?" [w;A$s!z:eu
「爹地,我是怎麼來到這世界的?」 八度網上論壇
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"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
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"So why not today? Please!"
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"OK, but listen carefully."
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那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料, forum.8cyber.comD"r%p)]lQ!O
When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
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因此,想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚,
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就這樣,九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」
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